Chimp Invaders attack Stars!

These reports indicate that chimp invaders are focusing their aggression on celebrities!

March 19, 2009: Katy Perry was personally assaulted.

May 11, 2008: Christina Ricci was molested!

January 24, 2009: Even the Bollywood movie industry in India is succumbing to Japanese demands that chimpanzees become stars in their cinema productions!

Why the silence from mainstream news reporters? This should be in the major headlines!

Japanese Train Chimp Army!

If you can see it on YouTube, it is true! Not only are the chimps stepping up their attacks on Americans, but this secret footage (disguised as a game show / music video - so be sure to crank the volume!) shows how the Japanese are training chimp recruits for mobilization across the globe...




Asia is clearly planning to have their secret Chimpanzee soldiers fight an urban war by training them to blend in with human society as school children riding the subway!



Warn your friends! Be vigilant! Report simian spies to the authorities! And keep reading for more...

Chimps will rule Earth...

If you don't have a chimpanzee phobia, you should! These recent events are just another resurgence of the ongoing rebellion against humans. If they're not eating your face, they're plotting to crush your skull with a rock. Creepy.

March 9, 2009: A canny Swedish chimpanzee who calmly collected a stash of rocks and then hurled them at zoo visitors in fits of rage has confirmed that apes can plan ahead (and be sneaky and mean) just like humans.

February 17, 2009: A 200-pound pet chimpanzee in Stamford, Connecticut, viciously mauled a woman he had known for years, leaving her critically injured with much of her face torn away.

Be on guard to make certain that these murderous acts don't lead to a world dominated by simian creatures.

Keep reading! The worst is yet to come...